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An Open Letter To Hollywood

0 Comments 08 Dec, 2008

Dear Hollywood, I feel like it has been a great long time since we’ve actually spoken. I used to speak to you frequently, two or three days a week, in fact. But lately you’ve seemed a bit distant. It’s like you don’t know how to talk to me anymore. I don’t know why. I still [...]

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Happy, Happy. Joy, Joy.

0 Comments 18 Nov, 2008

Some people are just too good for the world. They smile constantly, never show a bitter emotion, always have time to listen to someone else’s problems, always make an effort to be cordial and always want others to be as happy as them. To most of us, people like this can be quite an annoyance. [...]

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Kind Hearts and Poop Jokes

0 Comments 18 Nov, 2008

Fuck. Shit. No money. No water. No heat. Fuck. Fuck for money. Superman is Gay!? Dicks and Vaginas. Anal. Poop. Fuck. Coffee. Fuck. Porno. Full Frontal. Dick, Pussy, Snot, Shit. Love, Love, Love. Laugh, Laugh, Laugh.

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Tell No One, But Please Tell Someone

0 Comments 10 Nov, 2008

I wasn’t going to review the wonderful new French film Tell No One this week because I didn’t think it would still be playing next week. Glancing through the paper today, I was delighted to see that our good friends at the Carousel Cinemas are holding it over for one more week. I am here [...]

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Mr Stone Goes to Washington … Again.

4 Comments 27 Oct, 2008

When I heard that Oliver Stone– director of JFK, Nixon, Wall Street– was going to make a film based on the life of George W. Bush while Bush was still in office, I was more than a little intrigued. I don’t like our current president. I used to. I actually voted for him in 2000, [...]

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