I know I can do this if I really try…

So it was hot two days ago, and I’m hugging my space heater today.  Ewww, I said my space.

I guess it was about 80 degrees, fresh white blossoms speckled the trees, people were out and about, having a grand old time.  It was as if Spring had sprung.  This was a couple days ago.  Can we cut to the Past Weather Photos, please?

Then today happened, all gloomy and doomy.  Friday the thirteenth.  Cold and wet, People.  Let’s go live to our man on the street with live streaming photographs- are we recieving the feed?

Going by the fickleness of the weather these days, there’s no way I can make this report accurate without proper weather forecasting equipment.  I’m sorry to say we are currently without such equipment.  We do have Monkeywhale’s own Mr. Barry Staples reporting live from eleven hours in the future.  However, the equipment we use to communicate with Mr. Staples is having some problems.  All he has sent us in the last hour was a report citing the fact that tomorrow will be very “shaky and wobbly” and that the forecast should read “spinning”.

Our Future Forecast Live Stream Satellite Feed from the Future must be malfunctioning again.

All that aside, how can it be good for the plants and animals we live around when it snows one day and is 80 degrees hot the next?  I don’t think it is good.  Neither do you.  Neither does Mr. Staples in the future.

Hang on, I’m getting something from the Future Forecast Live Stream Satellite Feed from the Future.  Let’s click over and see if we can get some information from Barry Staples- Barry, are you there?

Hello?  Mr. Staples?

Oh, I see.  Here are some Future Photographs from Barry Staples, our man in the future, eleven hours in the future to be exact.  Let’s cut to the Future Feed, shall we?

Enjoy your wobbly weekend, People of the Present.  More from Fickle Weather and Monkeywhale News right around the corner…