Mikey, a native of Brooklyn who now resides in Greensboro North Carolina has been crafting songs for a number of years. His previous classics, “Jerking Off Tonight,” and “Bar of Soap,” have both been aired on the Howard Stern show, unless we’re making that part up. Some of his songs have definitely been aired on the Howard Stern show along with some ditty about Robin’s profoundly large attributes.
“Jerking Off Tonight,” won 5th place in the comedy song of the year contest on Red Peter’s Music Comedy Hour. That’s Sirius Radio, channel 101.
Now, as Christmas songs go, this one isn’t one that you’ll be singing at the Christian retreat with your grandparents. Well, we might, but it’d be a bit weird. So, take that as a warning if you have genteel sensibilities.
Mikey plays with 2 other bands in Greensboro, NC: The Crap Rock Allstars and Eating the Invaders. Incidentally, Eating the Invaders will be playing at Solaris this Friday, December 5th.
Hope this one hits the rotation on a radio station. All the Blue Balls were provided by Mikey. Thanks.





December 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm
man, this is classic!
see you tomorrow night…
December 6, 2008 at 11:19 am
What a great song! I hope Gary Coleman doesn’t steal your balls!
I love the shirt and tie, perfect holiday outfit!!
December 17, 2008 at 7:35 am
this is my new favorite christmas special.
March 2, 2012 at 8:34 pm
Best Christmas song ever.